[NicknamedBob]

" The bad thing is I can’t close the straps over the top of my feet without pain."

You didn't injure your finger, did you?

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(It's a blonde joke. The blonde thought every part of her body was causing her pain when she touched it with her finger. But it was her finger that hurt when she pushed it against something.)

(Further proof that explaining a joke takes away its humor.)

[Tax-chick]

It’s a Cub Scout joke, too.

[Monkey Face]

I love blonde jokes! Maybe because I was one until I was about four. See? Sometimes, my blonde roots show.