Automated coffee pot: I set it up last night.
Well, that avoids the kids,
“Nooo, you said you were going to make her coffee!”
“I said I’m making her a marshmellow corn flakes chocolate pop tart pie.”
Lets make mom breakfast in bed
burn the bacon, toast, cook the oatmeal in the oven with plastic ice trays.....
yea... we did that once... ONCE!