[NicknamedBob]

"If I’d known pangolins existed, at the time, I could have brought them instead of goats."

No, goats are more useful. They can be used through transgenics to produce spider silk. I wouldn't want to try milking a pangolin.

Besides, pangolins could never keep the kudzu in check.

[Tax-chick]

True, pangolins don’t eat kudzu. But they could be interbred with other animals for some interesting results. Armor-plated plesiosaur?