[Tax-chick]

Hair, very shortly.

While Jamie was cutting my hair, the phone rang. Tom looked at the caller ID and said, “William.” “OH, ****!” I said. Jamie says, “You swear?!?”

Anyway, it turned out all Bill needed was to find out how to open the gas tank on the new car.

[ArGee]

This is New York. I’m don’t think anyone is surprised by swearing.

But then there’s Church and I am constantly surprised by the way the words for OMG are thrown around. I remember using the LORD’S name as one of the big 10, but nobody around here even notices.

One meeting I attended the leader came in and said, “J—— it’s cold in here!”

I wanted to say, “He didn’t set the thermostat,” but I get in enough trouble at my Church as it is.

[NicknamedBob]

Tom looked at the caller ID and said, “William.” “OH, ****!” I said. Jamie says, “You swear?!?”

Vocabulary in regard to traffic or automobile issues is like writing in cursive; it's a secret way to communicate. (Why else would we direct such phrases toward people who ostensibly cannot hear us?)