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The last time we fed guinea pigs for someone who was on vacation, one of them gave birth to four little guinea piglets. We hadn't even been warned that the fat pig was preggers.

The little ones are cute. I can see why they eat them in Chile.

Good luck with the dog door and I hope you and the brood are well.

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As I read further ahead after posting, I see that my “[g]ood luck with the dog door” was a waste of well wishes. Thank goodness there isn’t any federal regulation limiting the number of well wishes. Yet.