OK, I’m convinced. We’re now writing our procedures for Plan B.
If a volcano opens up in or around the vicinity of LA we will drop Michael Moore into the opening in the hopes that the plugged vent will cause the eruption to occur in a less densly populated place. We will hold Rosie O’Donnel in the helecoptor as a reserve.
And just in case, we’ll feed him a week’s worth of beans before dropping him, so that if the plug becomes unplugged, it will at least go into orbit.