Need Posting Help

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[MasterMason]

I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?

[Tax-chick]

Were your hands damp?

[Covenantor]

here's a spark...

[Tax-chick]

LOL!

[ArGee]

That’s a relief. The last thing I need is expectations.

Well, the actual last thing I need is Presiden Hillary Clinton.

A Popiel Pocket Fisherman is pretty far down the list as well.

But expectations are pretty low on the list.

Should that be expectations is pretty low on the list?

I’ll stop now.

[Covenantor]

[NicknamedBob]

I’m guessing that cat really, really needs to go to the bathroom.

[Tax-chick]

Or he just ate a hot pepper.

[Scoutmaster]

Have you considered a career change?

Before I 'retired'* I was a lawyer, so some would consider becoming a major network television news anchor a lateral or backward move when it comes to the opportunity to 'make things up.'

Note that for the final twenty+ years of my practice, I was a regulatory healthcare attorney whose practice focused almost exclusively on two (two! two! two!) federal statutes and the accompanying regulations, agency guidance, advisory opinions, issued industry guidance, tea leaves, and ending position of charred mouse bones tossed onto the dusty Bethesda, Maryland ground by a Centers for Medicare & Medicaid Services shaman. CMS? DOJ? Now those ladies and gentlemen are true pioneers at making things up.

Yours for softer bicycle seats,

Waco Slim

*'Retired' - still working, but choosing what I want to do rather than having someone drop it in my lap.

P.S.: You probably think I'm kidding about the two! two! statues/regulations part. I wish I were. I'm a drooling idiot when it comes to many things in life and specifically when it comes to any area of the law other than those two! two! statutes and accompanying regulations. With respect to those two S&AR, I'm merely an idiot. I rarely drool.

[ArGee]

I’m thinking that when the economy collapses we can burn Federal Regulations to provide energy for a looooooong time.

[Monkey Face]

Well, see, since the Wyle E was going BACK towards the school at almost dawn, I figured he must have left the previous evening when the Moooshelle Leavings were still pretty much intact. That means his taste is impeccable: He prefers feral cat and desert hares to non-nutritional meals.

Who knows what goes into those “meals?”

[Monkey Face]

I tried printing out your story but ran out of ink. I wanted to read it in bed, where it’s most relaxing for me.

*sigh* It will be a few weeks before I can get more ink.

I’m almost done with the story and will post a review by tomorrow.

[Monkey Face]

OOOhhh...the expression on that cat! LOLZ!

[MeshugeMikey]

let me know some details Id like to offer my Free Services for the cover in a timely manner

[Monkey Face]

What Bob said.

[Monkey Face]

That’s nice to know. I think. Interesting, for sure. Though-provoking, indubitably. I will file it in my Department of Useless Information drawer along with the rest of the trivia that has been accumulating since 1964, when the file began.

:o])

[Covenantor]

[Monkey Face]

Awwww....cute...!!

Thanks!

[Monkey Face]

Is today Monday?

I wrote a “thank you” card but can’t mail it because I can’t print stamps because I ran out of ink.
I was setting up my pills for the next week, and found that I was out of Carditone (blood pressure med.)
Since I woke up coughing, I went to have a nebulizer treatment and found I’m out of the med that I needed to break up the gunk.
The milk I was going to use on my Grape Nuts is sour.

This has gotta be a Monday...can I cancel today for lack of interest?

[ArGee]

This has gotta be a Monday...can I cancel today for lack of interest?

Due to lack of interest, today has been canceled.

Tomorrow will be Wednesday.

Those of you who actually accessed Tuesday will not receive a refund nor overtime pay.

This is a recorded announcement.

[Tax-chick]

Maybe we could all fast-forward to next Tuesday.