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Posted on 02/03/2015 6:27:08 AM PST by MasterMason
I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?
TOPICS: Computers/Internet
KEYWORDS: faq; koalaoil; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; northcarolina; penguinhumor; retread; retreadstomped; stomptheretread; thefreemason; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: stephenjohnbanker
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a flounder?
One’s a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other one’s a fish.
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posted on
04/14/2015 1:09:46 PM PDT
by
ArGee
(If God doesn't judge America soon it will mean He doesn't really care.)
To: ArGee
3,362
posted on
04/14/2015 1:11:07 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: ArGee
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posted on
04/14/2015 1:11:33 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: stephenjohnbanker
Well, if you like lawyer jokes I can bore you all afternoon.
Srsly!
3,364
posted on
04/14/2015 1:20:00 PM PDT
by
ArGee
(If God doesn't judge America soon it will mean He doesn't really care.)
To: ArGee
3,365
posted on
04/14/2015 1:23:45 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Be careful when you blindly follow the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.)
To: Monkey Face
What can you presume happened when you see a lawyer buried up to his neck in concrete?
Someone ran out of concrete.
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posted on
04/14/2015 1:31:17 PM PDT
by
ArGee
(If God doesn't judge America soon it will mean He doesn't really care.)
To: ArGee
“Well, if you like lawyer jokes I can bore you all afternoon.”
I like them because I uh....tend to hate them.
3,367
posted on
04/14/2015 1:34:44 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: ArGee; Monkey Face
I shoulda bought more concrete. He was a big guy.
3,368
posted on
04/14/2015 1:36:09 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: stephenjohnbanker; Monkey Face
So this engineer died and due to some snafu at the Pearly Gates was given the trip on the down elevator. It took a couple of days for the error to be discovered at which point God gave Satan a call.
Satan asked, “What can I do for you?”
God replied, “It looks like we had a clerical error here and we sent you an engineer by mistake. We’ll need you to ship him back.”
“Ship him back?” Satan asked. “Are you kidding? Since he’s been here he’s put in air conditioning. He’s ventilated all the smoke from these eternal flames. He put in escalators in all the steep walkways. And now he’s trying to get a light rail system up and running. There’s no way we’re sending him back.”
God said, “Listen, you have to send him back.”
Satan asked, “What are you going to do if I don’t?”
“I’ll ... I’ll ... I’ll sue you! That’s what I’ll do.”
At this point Satan said, “Right! Just where are YOU going to find a lawyer?”
3,369
posted on
04/14/2015 1:40:35 PM PDT
by
ArGee
(If God doesn't judge America soon it will mean He doesn't really care.)
To: ArGee; Monkey Face
3,370
posted on
04/14/2015 1:43:20 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: stephenjohnbanker
Strangely enough, my late father was a lawyer and my older brother told that joke during his eulogy.
My brother was making the point that heaven finally has a lawyer.
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posted on
04/14/2015 1:47:02 PM PDT
by
ArGee
(If God doesn't judge America soon it will mean He doesn't really care.)
To: ArGee
” My brother was making the point that heaven finally has a lawyer.”
Then there are at least 2 lawyers in heaven. My lawyer died
a few years ago.
3,372
posted on
04/14/2015 1:53:13 PM PDT
by
stephenjohnbanker
(My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
To: stephenjohnbanker; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; Silentgypsy
"Dogs are usually grateful whatever they get." I try to be grateful too. I may be part dog.
I think I have a few canine teeth.
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posted on
04/14/2015 3:06:05 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(I could win the Lottery! It only slightly skews the odds against me somewhat that I don't play.)
To: NicknamedBob
The Dog met Mr. Strangecat on our latest walk. He thinks he’s a dog, but she wasn’t buying it.
3,374
posted on
04/14/2015 3:08:18 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I'm a radical feminist. Galatians 3:28)
To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
This is my hair in the morning:
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posted on
04/15/2015 3:30:57 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(I'm a radical feminist. Galatians 3:28)
To: Tax-chick; Darksheare
3,376
posted on
04/15/2015 5:29:26 AM PDT
by
null and void
(He who kills a tyrant (i.e. an usurper) to free his country is praised and rewarded ~ Thomas Aquinas)
To: null and void
You just gave me a thought (yes, it’s your fault, Nully).
I never thought AVP made a good movie concept. But AVSL would be cool.
(Alien vs. Sith Lord)
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posted on
04/15/2015 5:57:50 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(If God doesn't judge America soon it will mean He doesn't really care.)
To: null and void
Waiting on my first Woot! order.
3,378
posted on
04/15/2015 6:08:11 AM PDT
by
Comment Not Approved
(When bureaucrats outlaw hunting, outlaws will hunt bureaucrats.)
To: ArGee
AVP was a classic good guys vs bad guys tale.
Aliens are pure evil, they will kill off anyone, anytime anywhere.
Predators have a higher ethics presence, whether they were in the jungles of Central America, or Los Angeles, they never attacked an unarmed combatant
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posted on
04/15/2015 6:13:16 AM PDT
by
null and void
(He who kills a tyrant (i.e. an usurper) to free his country is praised and rewarded ~ Thomas Aquinas)
To: Comment Not Approved
I have dozens of Woot! Shirts. Welcome to the club!
3,380
posted on
04/15/2015 6:18:02 AM PDT
by
null and void
(He who kills a tyrant (i.e. an usurper) to free his country is praised and rewarded ~ Thomas Aquinas)
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