Posted on 02/03/2015 6:27:08 AM PST by MasterMason
I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?
Mental image was of a group of rabbitoids running across the road, all talking about digging, because: dig!
LOL! I can see the calls to the Sheriff’s office about that.
“Big!”
“How big?”
“Really long ears!”
“Dayum, Betty. This is why I voted against the liquor sales.”
“They’re digging up my yard again!”
*chorus of child-like “Dig!” in background*
“Excuse me, ma’am. May we have some cookies? Pleeeeease?” *cue big saaaad eyes*
“They have my cookies now!”
“Ma’am, they have our car too.” *cue rabbitoida driving off in sheriff’s car, crazed laughter.
Jake would be no help at all.
“I am Jake, obey me my minions!”
*rabbits sit transfixed, staring at Jake. Some nervously chuffle.*
“Is it a god?”
*Jake purrs, finally recognized by his loyal followers!*
Jake: Now, that is the Dog.
Rabbits: Dog ...
Jake: Don’t let her come near me.
Jake would SO abuse that situation to his advantage.
Jake on the sofa, surrounded by his rabbit-guards, who are casually nibbling the cushions ...
“VIP area only!” *underscored by forceful foot thumps*
“Is that rabbit actually wearing a bouncers suit and earpiece?”
“Control, we has non compliant.”
“Uhhh..uh oh. Run!”
That would keep Sally away from the television ...
“Master Jake wants the next disc of Blue Planet now!”
All of you are obviously fantasizing yourselves into Lewis Carroll’s Looking-Glass Land, with your fancies of talking cats and over-sized rabbits, not to mention Mad Hatters and March Hares.
Stuck as I am with my own, how I envy you the healthiness of your deceptions!
Hmmm, I think I feel your pain.
Just tried it on this machine....ouch!
” Yes, I wander through WOTD from time to time. A new word is better than most new things, because you don’t have to find anywhere to put it.”
LOL!
10 points to TC.
“All of you are obviously fantasizing yourselves into Lewis Carroll’s Looking-Glass Land, with your fancies of talking cats and over-sized rabbits,”
Well maybe, but Rabbitoids are deadly!
Diesel engine. Yep, that there price includes the labor, which is about half the price.
Thank you.
Back from laundry and car helping thingys.
When I got back, I heard Sparkle meowing very loudly, which is somewhat normal, but she wouldn’t shut up, which IS normal, once she hears my voice.
I walked into the bedroom to get her food dishes and give her a few pats so she would love me again, and the food dish was almost full. Wha...???
Then I heard her cry again, and it was coming from the closet. It has sliding doors on it, and she had managed to push herself into the closet through the one door that was off the runner, but she couldn’t get out by the same method, so she had been in there since yesterday morning with no food or water.
I rearranged the doors to that the one that is off the runner had a minimum inward movement. She was NOT a happy camper. I wish I could take her with me when I go, but I somehow don’t think Busdaddy would agree to that.
He’s still pretty grumpy about the cost of the repairs to the truck, but if he doesn’t find a way to get the money, he won’t be racing and he will have to use his Harley to get back and forth to work.
Of course, he doesn’t listen to me. He got a flier in the mail 6-8 weeks ago from Citibank, and I encouraged him to apply for a card. He doesn’t want a credit card. THAT went against him yesterday, when he tried to apply for a loan through his bank. *sheesh* :pulling hair out:
Good morning. I took James, Vlad, Frank, and Kathleen to the gym. Then we went to the library, where there were dogs who licked us. Then we went to Walmart. Now they’re finishing up their fried chicken, and Kathleen will go to bed.
Anoreth, Bill, and Dog are all here.
Looking for their babies, no doubt. I hope Jake the bunny killer was safe at home...
I haven’t seen Jake since I put him outside about 6:30 this morning. He’s probably hiding in Pat’s bed.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.