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Posted on 02/03/2015 6:27:08 AM PST by MasterMason

I just re-joined FR and I would like to post to my local NC state board but I am not able to. How do I get the ability to do that?


TOPICS: Computers/Internet
KEYWORDS: faq; koalaoil; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; northcarolina; penguinhumor; retread; retreadstomped; stomptheretread; thefreemason; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere
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To: null and void

301 posted on 02/11/2015 6:37:27 AM PST by null and void (Our goal is language that is gender-, ethnic- and age-neutral, while celebrating our diversity!)
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To: ArGee

Dammit.


302 posted on 02/11/2015 6:37:50 AM PST by null and void (Our goal is language that is gender-, ethnic- and age-neutral, while celebrating our diversity!)
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To: Monkey Face

Only one? I know I haven’t been around much, but that’s just disappointing. ;-)


303 posted on 02/11/2015 6:43:02 AM PST by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: ThomasThomas

Depends on the manikin...

*wink wink. Nudge nudge*


304 posted on 02/11/2015 6:44:03 AM PST by Dead Corpse (A Psalm in napalm...)
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To: Darksheare; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

I’m really sleepy this morning....Darks, pass the secret coffee!


305 posted on 02/11/2015 7:26:51 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: stephenjohnbanker; NicknamedBob; Tax-chick; Monkey Face

Coughee?


306 posted on 02/11/2015 7:28:55 AM PST by Darksheare (Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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To: Dead Corpse

Come back more often and I’ll give you more accolades... ;o]


307 posted on 02/11/2015 7:49:18 AM PST by Monkey Face (This has been a rough week, but on a positive note, I didn't need bail money or have to hide bodies.)
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To: null and void

Gerard Butler! *swoon*


308 posted on 02/11/2015 7:49:42 AM PST by Monkey Face (This has been a rough week, but on a positive note, I didn't need bail money or have to hide bodies.)
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To: Dead Corpse; ThomasThomas
Depends on the manikin...

Was it Barry Manikin? I THINK that's the name of the singer from the '70s..

309 posted on 02/11/2015 7:53:45 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Tax-chick

I think that cat’s eyes are the same blue as the blanket behind it. Pretty!

This morning, I just opened the last packet of steroid vials. GAH! That new BP med caused a lot of breathing problems that I wasn’t expecting. I hope the doc doesn’t prescribe anything else for me that messes me up that bad.


310 posted on 02/11/2015 7:54:49 AM PST by Monkey Face (This has been a rough week, but on a positive note, I didn't need bail money or have to hide bodies.)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee

11 seconds sooner and it would have been post #300.


311 posted on 02/11/2015 8:01:09 AM PST by null and void (Our goal is language that is gender-, ethnic- and age-neutral, while celebrating our diversity!)
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To: null and void

That’s OK...I misundercalculate, too.


312 posted on 02/11/2015 8:05:40 AM PST by Monkey Face (This has been a rough week, but on a positive note, I didn't need bail money or have to hide bodies.)
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To: null and void; Monkey Face

I actually like the Angel of Music myself, but he looks kind of strange with those CGI abs.


313 posted on 02/11/2015 8:28:56 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: All

(Part 2 is at http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3245340/posts?page=2279#2279. If nobody’s reading these we can stop with this installment.)

“Where am I?”

“Technically, Dr. Pressley, you’re dead. You’re a computer simulation they were building when you died almost 200 years ago.”

“Interesting, why am I only being awakened now?”

“You died before the simulation could be finished. By all reports nobody was sure how it would go if you were switched on. Unfortunately, we have a huge problem now and we need your help. We decided it was worth the risk.”

“Who is ‘we?’”

“I’m Amanda Stevensen, Sir. I’m part of the senior operations team for the Galactic Control computer you created.”

“Yes, I remember. Is the problem with the GCC?”

“Well, Sir, we call him Glick now and he has changed a lot since you finished him, mostly from programming himself. But, yes, the problem is with Glick.”

“What’s happening?”

“He’s trying to determine the cause of the Big Bang. We think when he gets to calculating the probability he’ll have one desired outcome but no possible outcomes. When he hits a division-by-zero we don’t know what will happen.”

“Computers have failed before.”

“True, but now he doesn’t just control shipping and communication. The Quantum Web you and he created gives him the ability to regulate everything that goes on in the galaxy, even the burning of the stars. He’s been tinkering with so much for so long we’re concerned with the impact of taking the controls off.”

“Has anyone discussed the risk with him?”

“Yes, Sir, but he refuses to accept that he’ll hit the Div/0 before he gets to the solution and he won’t stop working on the problem.”

“Maybe he’s right.”

“Maybe, Sir, but that’s a pretty big chance for us to take.”

“Where do I fit in?”

“Can you talk to Him, Sir? I know he’s changed in the past 200 years, but you’re still his father. Nobody knows him like you do.”

“I can only try. What kind of machine am I?”

“You’re a humanoid robot, Sir. You’re connected to your central processor using the QW. You should be able to follow me to the room where we interface with Glick?”

“Where you interface with Glick? Where is he really?”

“He’s in the QW, Sir. We don’t actually know where.”

“This gets more interesting all the time. I’ve missed a lot. Well, Amanda, lead on. Let’s see what Glick has to say for himself.”


314 posted on 02/11/2015 9:09:02 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: skinkinthegrass

You’re welcome.


315 posted on 02/11/2015 9:33:56 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Where's Dark Betrayal when you really need it?!?" ~James)
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To: Monkey Face

You should probably stop taking any BP meds, since they don’t work.


316 posted on 02/11/2015 9:34:46 AM PST by Tax-chick ("Where's Dark Betrayal when you really need it?!?" ~James)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

They seem to be working swimingly at INCREASING blood pressure.

Maybe the doc red the directions wrong.

OH, NO! THE HOMOPHONES!!!


317 posted on 02/11/2015 9:49:11 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m not taking any BP meds, and I think after this one, the doctor won’t prescribe any more. Right now, the prescriptions are for the nebulizer (including the steroid,) nitroglycerin, morphine and something to help with the dizziness caused by my neck.

Most of them are under $4 with my insurance, but the steroid is almost $50 co-pay.

The only BP meds I plan on getting are the ones from iherb.com but they will have to wait. My BP today was 150/82, but it may come down later on.


318 posted on 02/11/2015 9:54:24 AM PST by Monkey Face (This has been a rough week, but on a positive note, I didn't need bail money or have to hide bodies.)
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To: Monkey Face

Tell your BP that President Obama said to come down off its high horse.

That should take care of it.


319 posted on 02/11/2015 9:58:35 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: ArGee
They seem to be working swimingly at INCREASING blood pressure...

That's exactly what they do, and until this particular batch of BP meds, I was unable to convince the doctors that CFIDS does really strange things when it comes to prescription meds.

The worst, of course, is the side-effects, and one of them is that certain meds have no effect whatsoever. They are like taking a capsule full of water...nothing.

I don't know why the nebulizer meds work, but I'm really glad they do, especially the steroid. ;o]

320 posted on 02/11/2015 9:59:28 AM PST by Monkey Face (This has been a rough week, but on a positive note, I didn't need bail money or have to hide bodies.)
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