Very well done Basil. I hope you enjoy your 70 virgins and it would have been very nice if you had dipped your bullets in pig fat. Thank you and RIP with your son. Some things in Islam are proper such as an eye for a eye, a tooth for a tooth, and 7 bastards for a good son.
“Old” Basil probably made about thirty widows that morning, but he did take about five hundred virgins of the unemployment rolls.