Well if he is going to be a woman, let me be be the first to declare:
GUILTY!
Guilty beyond a shadow of a doubt.
Really, this goes beyond being guilty, to some unspeakable new realm.
Making Helen Thomas look better, guilty.
An exceptionally unattractive woman, but a woman nevertheless.
This creature will never be a woman. He's just a stupid, depraved guy with his johnson chopped off.