Thank you, I'm always trying to shoot for the stars.
But in all seriousness, I liken this to cheating at a poker tournament. Suppose you're at a game, and you've devised a way to give yourself, say, a ten whenever you need it.
This advantage would make you a tad bit bolder, willing to stay in more pots. And you'd win more pots. In tournament play your growing lead would force other players to play more marginal hands, or get blinded out.
A pound and a half of air pressure is NOT EVEN CLOSE to giving yourself a 10 every time you want it in poker. Its a crazy comparison. So you may hold both the 2nd and 3rd craziest statements now.....