[wardaddy]

Lol

I had a buddy in Tifton GA many years ago

A minor timber magnate

Wifey left him for a tennis instructor at Amelia Island

Really raked him hard for the cash with pricey Atlanta divorce lawyer

While she was in St. John’s with said lover my buddy took a Cat 550 log skidder and drove their entire 6000 sq ft country estate into shambles

Then told her it was all hers

Judge was not amused

My buddy said it was damn sure worth it

[Albion Wilde]

Wifey left him for a tennis instructor... While she was in St. John’s with said lover my buddy took a Cat 550 log skidder and drove their entire 6000 sq ft country estate into shambles

Like this one?

[Crusher138]

Had a buddy in the construction business who was getting divorced. He was all sweetness and light through the proceedings. She didn’t know that he knew about her lover. He gave her the house and a cash settlement that was more than generous.

I complimented him on how well he handled the whole situation. That’s when he shared with me that he really hadn’t handled it well. Nothing like a guy who build houses for a living to know how to demolition a house and still have it look normal. Seems he disconnected over half of the outlets, loosened pipes, removed screws and replaced them with nails, sabotaged the air conditioning...all manner of things that “just kept happening” while she and her new man “lived in his house.”

For months after I would see him smiling and he’d say, “$4,000”, or “$2600”, relating to me the most recent repair bill she had to pay.

Evil...bwahahahahah...