Posted on 01/20/2015 4:01:06 PM PST by RKBA Democrat
OK. I'm doing my public duty and starting the thread. Cuz I'm sure not going to tune in!
If there is some brave and hardy soul who can tolerate listening, please give us the play by play. Otherwise we can all make stuff up and it'll probably be more truthful than anything said tonite.
Usual State of the ShamWow drinking game rules apply: every time dear leader says "I" or "me" or "my", take a drink. Any survivors will be recognized for their feat. Then sent to detox. Go ahead and drink a 12 pack now to get warmed up.
The rebuttal will be by Sen. Joni Ernst.
The belching will be courtesy of myself.
(Excerpt) Read more at abcnews.go.com ...
Can a shot of 180 proof count for two I’s?
BREAKING:
CNN just announced that Obama will call for a joint resolution to use force against ISIS.
We are going to War again.
I don’t have a strong enough stomach to watch the SOTU, but I can enjoy a live FR thread!
Maybe you should back off to 151 ... going to be a night full of self-congratulations based on lies.
I’ve never listened to one Obama speech ... ever. I can’t stand listening to him. I have read news reports about the speeches, afterwards, though.
Won’t be watching. Lies raise my blood pressure.
“Can a shot of 180 proof count for two I’s?”
Sure. But you need to list next of kin.
I am going to be tuning into “Political Science Theater 2015”....
Will anyone be brave enough to say “YOU LIE!”
I’d rather stick my stuff in a meat grinder than watch this class a-hole POS worthless traitor. I like my TV. If I watched the address, I’d probably throw the remote through it.
There have been numerous instances where I’ve thought twice about my self-imposed, “never watch TV again” vow. This is most definitely NOT on the list.
I fear I don’t have enough alcohol for this!
Lindsey Graham on CNN right now saying we will have to send GROUND TROOPS into Syria.
Calling for a NO FLY ZONE against ASSAD
I actually bought a sham-wow towel and it’s pretty neat. Moisten and squeeze out, and it’s like a water magnet. Great for pet ‘accidents’.
I really wanted his special guest to be a mixed race illegal alien gay couple, both previously males and now have changed to females by having things chopped off, recently released from prison after serving time for welfare fraud and child molestation, and who are radical muslims.
“There have been numerous instances where I’ve thought twice about my self-imposed, “never watch TV again” vow. This is most definitely NOT on the list.”
The State of the ShamWow has been known to cure most TV-holics.
What is Yemen, chopped liver?
I just realized, after 2015, Obama only gets to deliver one more SOTU.
Thanking God in His heaven for that right now!
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