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Do Jihadist Females Get To Have 70 Virgins As Martyrs & Are They Male Or Female?
Stayfree | Self(vanity)

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:58:52 PM PST by Stayfree

If male jihadists become martyrs by getting killed (which is a superb goal)and they get 70 virgins (since they are dead, where is the physical pleasure of an orgasm...in their dreams?). What happens when a female jihadist gets killed, do they have a choice of 70 female virgins or 70 male virgins? And if they choose 70 female virgins, do they get killed a second time because that gay choice is forbidden by Islam?

Seems like Islam dullards have written a script of moronic complications to say the least............


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To: Stayfree

21 posted on 01/09/2015 8:42:14 PM PST by clearcarbon
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To: Stayfree
They are reborn as bacteria in my toilet bowl.

Say hello to my little Clorox sprayer!

22 posted on 01/09/2015 8:43:03 PM PST by TigersEye (ISIS is the tip of the spear. The spear is Islam.)
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To: Kirkwood

Well, as I understand it in islam if you martyr yourself, you kind of jump the velvet rope as it were and your hustled off to the big party suite and all the rest of the folks who didn’t volunteer for martyrdom go off to the regular heaven.


23 posted on 01/09/2015 8:48:37 PM PST by jmacusa (Liberalism defined: When mom and dad go away for the weekend and the kids are in charge.)
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To: Stayfree

Male? Female? What outdated concepts. Haven’t u heard? Now in Obama’s Transformed Amerika we got 57 sexes we can choose from — and Obamacare will give us free surgeries to change from one to the others anytime we wish.


24 posted on 01/09/2015 8:49:23 PM PST by faithhopecharity ((Brilliant, Profound Tag Line Goes Here, just as soon as I can think of one..)
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To: Stayfree

I’m not a Muslim, and whether or not I have an IQ is debatable, but I think I know the answer to this question. No, there are no virgins waiting for a female Muslim terrorist, no studs of any kind, unless maybe Allah wants to give them his dingus. Their reward is getting their scum sucking, worthless Muslim relatives into wherever it is Muslims are supposed to go. Blow up a bus load of innocent people, and daddy the child rapist will be saved.


25 posted on 01/09/2015 8:49:46 PM PST by pallis (I like white people)
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To: Stayfree

I don’t think Paradise is an option for females.


26 posted on 01/09/2015 8:51:10 PM PST by arthurus
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To: Stayfree

I suspect that this is a central issue for Islamic theology as “Will I have my dog in heaven” is a central issue in Christian theology.


27 posted on 01/09/2015 8:54:13 PM PST by Arthur McGowan
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To: Stayfree

OK, there is also the joke about mistaken understanding. Not 72 virgins, but 72 Virginians.


28 posted on 01/09/2015 9:02:50 PM PST by the OlLine Rebel (Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
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To: Stayfree
Yep, and they all look like this.


29 posted on 01/09/2015 9:03:51 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Stayfree

the virgins are sheep. and they get the ugly ones.


30 posted on 01/09/2015 9:26:21 PM PST by kvanbrunt2 (civil law: commanding what is right and prohibiting what is wrong Blackstone Commentaries I p44)
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To: the OlLine Rebel

Put yourself into this position...the document of your religion was written by a guy who got kicked out of Mecca for causing a ruckus. Months later upon his return, now as a prophet, with his band of thugs...he kills everyone who offended him personally during the original period. Afterwards, he has the Quran written out in detailed form to express the right living standards (fitting for the 7th century and life among thugs).

There are 109 sentences/verses in the Quran which prescribe violence upon mankind, in the interest of this thug from the 7th century. The blunt truth is...it’s come time for all Muslims to edit their document...remove the 109 sentences and come to live in the modern times. Pretending to be a Muslim....means you avoid discussing the 109 sentences. Well...it’s time to be open-minded...admit the basis document for the religion is the chief problem and do something about it. Why wait another fifteen centuries?


31 posted on 01/09/2015 9:59:50 PM PST by pepsionice
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To: the OlLine Rebel

Only a muslim pig farmer could merit that fate.


32 posted on 01/09/2015 10:02:50 PM PST by haroldeveryman
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To: Stayfree

islam teaches that women work for the dark side. So there’s a bit of a glass ceiling for them in the afterlife, except for those who strap on belly bombs and blow up pizza parlors in Tel Aviv.


33 posted on 01/09/2015 10:17:27 PM PST by lurk
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To: pepsionice
it’s come time for all Muslims to edit their document

Remove sentences from (what they consider) scripture?

If you can do that, why stop at 109? Why not toss the whole thing?

Seriously ... you tell me to remove, say, the condemnation of homosexuality from the Bible and I'll tell you to go to Hell.

The real solution is for them to abandon the fraud called the 'koran' entirely. Editing it is intellectually dishonest.

They need Jesus Christ, not an abridged version of the satanic koran.

34 posted on 01/09/2015 10:23:10 PM PST by NorthMountain (No longer TEA Party ... I'm the TAF Party)
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To: Stayfree

islam teaches that women work for the dark side. So there’s a bit of a glass ceiling for them in the afterlife, except for those who strap on belly bombs and blow up pizza parlors in Tel Aviv.


35 posted on 01/09/2015 10:25:18 PM PST by lurk
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To: pallis

Your response is superb.....................


36 posted on 01/09/2015 11:28:39 PM PST by Stayfree (IThe White House Commie is no longer a bad joke, he is now public enemy #1)
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To: NorthMountain

The basis for Islam was founded by a violent pedophile, not a son of God. Their prophet was a person of violence, not peace and the Koran is an example of his violent teachings.
The West needs to get real and deal with these radical
@ssholes. We need another crusade to eliminate these sick
barbarians from the 12th century who have no place in a modern society............

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37 posted on 01/09/2015 11:36:21 PM PST by Stayfree (IThe White House Commie is no longer a bad joke, he is now public enemy #1)
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To: NorthMountain; pepsionice
So, these Muslims also have our Bible, you know? Both O&NT. Go figure. They have Abraham, and Jacob, claiming descent from Hagar's son, Ishmael. To top it off, they have the NT, too, referring to Jesus as a Prophet, but believing in the Virgin Birth.

Think Bible + Book of Mormon. Bible + Quran (Note politically Correct sp) Both are syncretic religions, that is freely borrowing from two or more traditions to form their new faith. Now, about this "70-72 Virgins thing and whether or not girl bombers get it or not? " Best to rely on the Anglicans for the answer:

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace."

38 posted on 01/09/2015 11:37:47 PM PST by Kenny Bunk (No Program, No Plan, No Leader ... no Constitutional Reforms.. no Republic..)
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To: the OlLine Rebel
Soon after 9/11, someone raised the possibility that muslim female mass murders would be rewarded with 72 credit cards. Don't know if this is islamically correct.


39 posted on 01/10/2015 3:09:59 AM PST by magooey (The Mandate of Heaven resides in the hearts of men.)
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To: Stayfree

Islam is NOT a religion of PEACE.
It’s one of SUBMISSION, so the answer is NO.


40 posted on 01/10/2015 3:16:12 AM PST by onyx (Please Support Free Republic - Donate Monthly! If you want on Sarah Palin's Ping List, Let Me know!)
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