Do Jihadist Females Get To Have 70 Virgins As Martyrs & Are They Male Or Female?

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[clearcarbon]

[TigersEye]

They are reborn as bacteria in my toilet bowl.

Say hello to my little Clorox sprayer!

[jmacusa]

Well, as I understand it in islam if you martyr yourself, you kind of jump the velvet rope as it were and your hustled off to the big party suite and all the rest of the folks who didn’t volunteer for martyrdom go off to the regular heaven.

[faithhopecharity]

Male? Female? What outdated concepts. Haven’t u heard? Now in Obama’s Transformed Amerika we got 57 sexes we can choose from — and Obamacare will give us free surgeries to change from one to the others anytime we wish.

[pallis]

I’m not a Muslim, and whether or not I have an IQ is debatable, but I think I know the answer to this question. No, there are no virgins waiting for a female Muslim terrorist, no studs of any kind, unless maybe Allah wants to give them his dingus. Their reward is getting their scum sucking, worthless Muslim relatives into wherever it is Muslims are supposed to go. Blow up a bus load of innocent people, and daddy the child rapist will be saved.

[arthurus]

I don’t think Paradise is an option for females.

[Arthur McGowan]

I suspect that this is a central issue for Islamic theology as “Will I have my dog in heaven” is a central issue in Christian theology.

[the OlLine Rebel]

OK, there is also the joke about mistaken understanding. Not 72 virgins, but 72 Virginians.

[dfwgator]

Yep, and they all look like this.

[kvanbrunt2]

the virgins are sheep. and they get the ugly ones.

[pepsionice]

Put yourself into this position...the document of your religion was written by a guy who got kicked out of Mecca for causing a ruckus. Months later upon his return, now as a prophet, with his band of thugs...he kills everyone who offended him personally during the original period. Afterwards, he has the Quran written out in detailed form to express the right living standards (fitting for the 7th century and life among thugs).

There are 109 sentences/verses in the Quran which prescribe violence upon mankind, in the interest of this thug from the 7th century. The blunt truth is...it’s come time for all Muslims to edit their document...remove the 109 sentences and come to live in the modern times. Pretending to be a Muslim....means you avoid discussing the 109 sentences. Well...it’s time to be open-minded...admit the basis document for the religion is the chief problem and do something about it. Why wait another fifteen centuries?

[haroldeveryman]

Only a muslim pig farmer could merit that fate.

[lurk]

islam teaches that women work for the dark side. So there’s a bit of a glass ceiling for them in the afterlife, except for those who strap on belly bombs and blow up pizza parlors in Tel Aviv.

[NorthMountain]

it’s come time for all Muslims to edit their document

Remove sentences from (what they consider) scripture?

If you can do that, why stop at 109? Why not toss the whole thing?

Seriously ... you tell me to remove, say, the condemnation of homosexuality from the Bible and I'll tell you to go to Hell.

The real solution is for them to abandon the fraud called the 'koran' entirely. Editing it is intellectually dishonest.

They need Jesus Christ, not an abridged version of the satanic koran.

[lurk]

islam teaches that women work for the dark side. So there’s a bit of a glass ceiling for them in the afterlife, except for those who strap on belly bombs and blow up pizza parlors in Tel Aviv.

[Stayfree]

Your response is superb.....................

[Stayfree]

The basis for Islam was founded by a violent pedophile, not a son of God. Their prophet was a person of violence, not peace and the Koran is an example of his violent teachings.
The West needs to get real and deal with these radical
@ssholes. We need another crusade to eliminate these sick
barbarians from the 12th century who have no place in a modern society............

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[Kenny Bunk]

So, these Muslims also have our Bible, you know? Both O&NT. Go figure. They have Abraham, and Jacob, claiming descent from Hagar's son, Ishmael. To top it off, they have the NT, too, referring to Jesus as a Prophet, but believing in the Virgin Birth.

Think Bible + Book of Mormon. Bible + Quran (Note politically Correct sp) Both are syncretic religions, that is freely borrowing from two or more traditions to form their new faith. Now, about this "70-72 Virgins thing and whether or not girl bombers get it or not? " Best to rely on the Anglicans for the answer:

The grave's a fine and private place,
But none, I think, do there embrace."

[magooey]

Soon after 9/11, someone raised the possibility that muslim female mass murders would be rewarded with 72 credit cards. Don't know if this is islamically correct.

[onyx]

Islam is NOT a religion of PEACE.
It’s one of SUBMISSION, so the answer is NO.