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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

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TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: Gefn

Ah. Thanks. I will check it out, because I’m not a bit happy with what I have.


2,061 posted on 02/06/2015 3:33:38 PM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face

Actually, no. They’re pretty good. They are a parts box but they have good support for business customers. They also have a pretty innovative tracking system. If you tell them your tag number they can tell you how the computer was configured when purchased. That’s very helpful when you make a trouble call.


2,062 posted on 02/06/2015 4:42:25 PM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Darksheare

I vote Freemason.


2,063 posted on 02/06/2015 6:19:35 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee
They don't make recombobulators like they used to.

Especially the ones from K-Mart.

But you should get that tank filled ASAP. The price is going up hourly right now.

2,064 posted on 02/06/2015 6:30:35 PM PST by Clinging Bitterly (I will not comply.)
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To: Pappy Smear

They can go all the way to the end of the internet.


2,065 posted on 02/06/2015 6:34:50 PM PST by Clinging Bitterly (I will not comply.)
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To: Clinging Bitterly; Pappy Smear; Tax-chick

Yeah, well, that original thread, especially when it started closing in on the end game, was moving at a breath-taking pace. Vlad got a month’s worth of growing out of the last two days alone.

The more recent versions move like a pace taking a breath. We’ll likely never see fifteen thousand posts in a month again.

It’s all okay for me, though. This slow orbit out in the asteroid belt suits me fine. I wouldn’t want to be any closer at all to the madness currently happening on Earth.

That place is scary.


2,066 posted on 02/06/2015 8:04:59 PM PST by NicknamedBob (Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
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To: Jet Jaguar

Freemason? Where is he locked up?
What do they claim he did to be lock up?
This isn’t one of those whale stories where when he gets free he is eaten by sharks?


2,067 posted on 02/06/2015 9:54:53 PM PST by ThomasThomas (EGO venit lego tantum titulus Posteri)
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To: ThomasThomas

He is free. Brian Williams was initiated into the brotherhood with him. It was a few years ago.


2,068 posted on 02/06/2015 9:58:54 PM PST by Jet Jaguar
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To: Clinging Bitterly

$1.99 at the Shell in Hemby Bridge. It was less than 20 to fill the car: small gas tank. It will be more to half-fill the van, if it’s the same price when I go to church this morning.


2,069 posted on 02/07/2015 2:47:24 AM PST by Tax-chick (Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
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To: Jet Jaguar; ThomasThomas

There’s nothing wrong, per se, with being a Freemason. My late father was one, although not very seriously. However, there’s a lot wrong with being pro-abortion and pro-homosexual marriage while claiming you’re the Only True Conservative in the room.


2,070 posted on 02/07/2015 2:49:07 AM PST by Tax-chick (Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
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To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

2,071 posted on 02/07/2015 2:54:03 AM PST by Tax-chick (Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
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To: Tax-chick

Morning, TC.
We Haz freezing cold.


2,072 posted on 02/07/2015 3:01:26 AM PST by moose07 (The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
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To: moose07

Afternoon! We haz freezing, too, but it will be 60F later in the day.


2,073 posted on 02/07/2015 3:02:36 AM PST by Tax-chick (Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
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To: Monkey Face; Swordmaker

There are a large number of FReepers useing Mac.
If you need advice on Apple, Swordmaker is good chap to talk to.


2,074 posted on 02/07/2015 3:06:29 AM PST by moose07 (The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
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To: moose07; Tax-chick

We haz cold too, but today’s orange creamcicle kitteh has melted my heart.

Beautiful kitteh!!!!! Want. WANT!!!!!!


2,075 posted on 02/07/2015 3:48:10 AM PST by Gefn
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To: Gefn

It’s a little boy. According to his profile, he also takes naps in sunbeams.


2,076 posted on 02/07/2015 3:48:53 AM PST by Tax-chick (Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
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To: Tax-chick

I would take naps in sunbeams and moonbeams if I could too. That sounds wonderful.


2,077 posted on 02/07/2015 4:24:18 AM PST by Gefn
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To: Gefn

Yes, it does. However, I have to leave in less than half an hour for a meeting at church. I hope you have a good sunbeam day, even if it’s cold.


2,078 posted on 02/07/2015 4:48:57 AM PST by Tax-chick (Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
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To: Tax-chick; moose07

The sun isn’t up, yet, but it’s 62 degrees.

Gonna be warm in the desertoid wastes today, but the wind will be trying to blow us all to Utah and AZ...


2,079 posted on 02/07/2015 6:45:42 AM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face

Good Morning ,Face.


2,080 posted on 02/07/2015 6:53:13 AM PST by moose07 (The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
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