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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^
| January 9, 2015
| DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER
Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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And on another note, in about 15 minutes I will leave to retrieve a Tipton cat from the location where they transformed him into a JohnBoehner-type male...
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posted on
02/04/2015 2:18:13 PM PST
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: NoCmpromiz
Sparkle has no clue that she has no power to entice the toms...
1,942
posted on
02/04/2015 2:20:19 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Monkey Face; Tax-chick; Gefn; Silentgypsy
Maybe she could learn to make a sound like a can-opener.
1,943
posted on
02/04/2015 3:40:08 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
To: NicknamedBob
She actually has quite a large repertoire of sounds, and is developing more as time goes on. I could discuss with her the sound of a can opener, but I don’t use an electric. I have a Gizmo opener by B&D, but seldom use it. And of course, the cat food cans are pop top...
1,944
posted on
02/04/2015 3:47:35 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Monkey Face
Hey! That was a good year!
1,945
posted on
02/04/2015 3:47:56 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Monkey Face
I was in the dark for most of it.
1,946
posted on
02/04/2015 4:51:27 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
So...
The Tipton is home from his Excellent Adventure, somewhat subdued but otherwise ok, and totally clueless that he is no longer an effectual male, er Tom.
Much like most Republicans in Congress...
1,947
posted on
02/04/2015 4:59:14 PM PST
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: NoCmpromiz
Welcome home, Tiptom.... er Tipton...
1,948
posted on
02/04/2015 5:04:43 PM PST
by
Monkey Face
(People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
To: Darksheare; ArGee
Not even my coffee can stop the machinations of DAY!No, but it can gum up the workings to a slow crawl.
1,949
posted on
02/04/2015 6:25:20 PM PST
by
moose07
(The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
To: moose07; Darksheare; ArGee; Gefn; Tax-chick; Silentgypsy; Monkey Face
Not even my coffee can stop the machinations of DAY!No, but it can gum up the workings to a slow crawl.
.
Every day
should start
this way ...
To Day
Darkness, made the more profound,
By silence, whose husbanded sound,
Has stretched the firmament of stilled air,
Until it almost seems about to tear...
Then worn and tattered threadbare night,
Whose shivering stars have tithed their meager light,
Surrenders to a youthful sun to rouse up all the dew,
As elder brethren go to sleep, all blanketed in blue.
The steaming rocks and hillside pearls are rising,
On slanting golden treads, while songbirds in surprising,
Cheerfulness, unclench their frozen toes,
Before the sunny fireplace that rose.
And I my mind and plans for day compose,
When to my sight an amber-petalled rose,
Has caused all time to stand still in its place,
Until I have completed worship of your face.
NicknamedBob . . . . . . . . October 8, 2005
1,950
posted on
02/04/2015 7:01:05 PM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
To: Tax-chick; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...
1,951
posted on
02/05/2015 2:34:04 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
To: Tax-chick; All
Is that Grumpy ? It looks like her
1,952
posted on
02/05/2015 2:59:53 AM PST
by
Gefn
To: Gefn
No, it’s a fluffy kitten.
1,953
posted on
02/05/2015 3:07:55 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
To: Tax-chick
Cyrano Jones may think tribbles are an affectation. But in reality or its pretended consequence they are an infestation.
They’re born pregnant and have ten offspring per litter every twelve hours. You do the math.
You’d be better off with ostriches, or even humans.
1,954
posted on
02/05/2015 4:57:46 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
To: NicknamedBob
They’re smaller than ostriches.
1,955
posted on
02/05/2015 5:22:43 AM PST
by
Tax-chick
(Soak your toes in hydrogen peroxide.)
To: Tax-chick
"They’re smaller than ostriches." Humans? Possibly smarter, too.
Possibly.
1,956
posted on
02/05/2015 5:32:21 AM PST
by
NicknamedBob
(Do your light housework in your dreams. What else is sleep for but to clear away the cobwebs?)
To: NicknamedBob
Tribbles may be smarter than ostriches. Tribbles are cooler. They were on Stsr Trek. Ostriches never were.
1,957
posted on
02/05/2015 5:55:47 AM PST
by
Gefn
(Pray for Obama....Psalm 109:8. H/T TOL)
To: Tax-chick
Fluffy Floofy Kitteh !!!!!
Oh you are the best Tax chick. Floofy!
1,958
posted on
02/05/2015 5:57:17 AM PST
by
Gefn
(Pray for Obama....Psalm 109:8. H/T TOL)
To: Gefn
The trouble with Star Trek is it was too unrealistic. The owner of the cafe in the space station, if he’d been any type of capitalist, would have figured out how to fry up the tribble meat and serve it with hot sauce during sporting events like todays buffalo wings - a stupid idea if I’ve ever head of one and one that makes a LOT of money.
(Which is why you should never ask me what I think of your money making ideas.)
Anyway, he would have also said they were solutions for ED (could you imagine a better natural source?) and that would have been the end of the tribble problem.
Oh, they also make great Klingon detecters.
1,959
posted on
02/05/2015 6:17:37 AM PST
by
ArGee
(Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
To: ArGee
I like your idea of a buffalo wing tribbles.
I just wonder if there is any meat in a tribble or if it is just floof.
1,960
posted on
02/05/2015 6:30:15 AM PST
by
Gefn
(Pray for Obama....Psalm 109:8. H/T TOL)
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