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Accountant jumps to his death from office 'because he was hallucinating that the mannequins were cha
Daily Mail ^ | January 9, 2015 | DAILY MAIL ONLINE REPORTER

Posted on 01/09/2015 7:26:09 PM PST by RegulatorCountry

An accountant at a New York ad firm leaped to his death because he was hallucinating that the mannequins at his Manhattan office were chasing him, it was claimed today. David Caquais, 43, opened at window at Catch NY on the fourth floor of a building in Manhattan's Garment District and jumped out about 9pm on January 2. The New York Post reports that Mr Caquais screamed 'They're after me! They're after me!' as he ran around his office and attempted to kick out windows.

(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; US: District of Columbia; US: Florida; US: New York
KEYWORDS: accountingsucks; molassesmiasma; monkeyfacerules; newyork; suic5; suicide; undeadthreadhere
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To: NoCmpromiz

Ouch ,poor trees.
Most of the trees are protected, a little overdue pruning may occur.
The offending tree will nodoubt be marched out to Goodwin sands and anchored down at low tide.


1,841 posted on 02/02/2015 5:57:42 PM PST by moose07 (The Camels have reached the parking lot. Shields up!)
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To: fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; null and void; Tax-chick; Anoreth; Monkey Face; ...

1,842 posted on 02/03/2015 3:10:51 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: NoCmpromiz

A long long time ago, when the B-52 was still the major delivery vehicle in the USAF arsennel, a tree branch fell on a bicycle rider and killed him. The branch fell midway between the front and rear tires. It fell literally (Literally, Mr. Vice-President) on the deadliest spot for the rider. There was great hue and cry about how the city maintained trees that hung over streets and sidewalks.

My boss at the time opined that if this had been an episode of “Quincy” the ME would prove it was murder by tree.


1,843 posted on 02/03/2015 5:51:13 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Tax-chick
"I is a Cat'Burger"

1,844 posted on 02/03/2015 5:51:24 AM PST by skinkinthegrass ("Bathhouse" E'Bola/0'Boehmer/0'McConnell; all STINK and their best friends are flies. d8^)
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To: NoCmpromiz

It would be wise for the London City Council not to meddle in the affairs of the trees.

-Treebeard.


1,845 posted on 02/03/2015 5:52:19 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Tax-chick

Do kittehburgers come with cheese?

Just askin’.


1,846 posted on 02/03/2015 5:53:00 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Tax-chick

Kitty is supposed to EAT the Cheezeburger, not go to sleep in it.

I wouldn’t mind a Cheezeburger today. :)


1,847 posted on 02/03/2015 5:55:05 AM PST by Gefn
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To: ArGee; All
It would be wise for the London City Council not
to meddle in the affairs of the trees.
-Treebeard.
*LOL!* / SNICKERING*...


1,848 posted on 02/03/2015 6:23:29 AM PST by skinkinthegrass ("Bathhouse" E'Bola/0'Boehmer/0'McConnell; all STINK and their best friends are flies. d8^)
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee; All
the Pickle is included.

1,849 posted on 02/03/2015 6:25:23 AM PST by skinkinthegrass ("Bathhouse" E'Bola/0'Boehmer/0'McConnell; all STINK and their best friends are flies. d8^)
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To: Tax-chick

What a cute bed/toy for a cat.


1,850 posted on 02/03/2015 7:00:33 AM PST by ColdOne (I miss my poochie... Tasha 2000~3/14/11)
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To: skinkinthegrass

Just be glad I didn’t type that in Old Entish. I wouldn’t have been done before tomorrow.


1,851 posted on 02/03/2015 7:20:02 AM PST by ArGee (Sale: Idiot test - $5.00. Hurry, limited time offer!!!)
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee; Gefn; ColdOne; skinkinthegrass

I think that would be too confusing for my catz.


1,852 posted on 02/03/2015 7:42:32 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Tax-chick

No mayo ?


1,853 posted on 02/03/2015 8:02:13 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: stephenjohnbanker

That would be icky.


1,854 posted on 02/03/2015 8:19:48 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Tax-chick

Sliced tomato?


1,855 posted on 02/03/2015 8:20:43 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: stephenjohnbanker

Bacon!


1,856 posted on 02/03/2015 8:21:09 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Tax-chick

Y O !!


1,857 posted on 02/03/2015 8:36:59 AM PST by stephenjohnbanker (My Batting Average( 1,000) (GOPe is that easy to read))
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To: Tax-chick; Gefn; ColdOne; skinkinthegrass

Sparkle would like that...


1,858 posted on 02/03/2015 10:03:26 AM PST by Monkey Face (People should seriously stop expecting me to be normal We all know that's not gonna happen.)
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To: Monkey Face

Cats are strange ...


1,859 posted on 02/03/2015 10:20:26 AM PST by Tax-chick ("It's always a longer trip when you defy God." ~ Msgr. Charles Pope)
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To: Tax-chick

Cat Burger?


1,860 posted on 02/03/2015 10:23:43 AM PST by GeronL
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