Vanity: Pour yourself a drink and tell us a muslim (lower case on purpose) joke!

[BudgieRamone]

....cause we aint played cowboys and muslims yet.

[jy8z]

You know why muslims aren't circumcised?

So they have a place to put their chewing gum in a sandstorm.

[Boogieman]

Did you hear about the Muslim widower who remarried to an Orthodox Jew?

He said: “Well, I wanted a change. For fifty years, my wife covered herself with a sheet with a hole in it all day, and took it off at night. Now, my wife covers herself with a sheet with a hole in it at night and takes it off during the day.”

[Boogieman]

Yep, and with their prohibition on images of Muhammed, he is probably the most seen Muslim in history at this point :)

[onyx]

B T T T ! ! ! © PREFECT !©

[MtnMan101]

[cripplecreek]

A muslim walks into a bar.

The bartender says “Hey, where’s your beard?”

The muslim says, “I left her back at the white house”.

[rdl6989]

bttt

[jy8z]

but I have to pinch a Mohammad in the toilet right now. I hope it’s not unflushable.

Don't leave any behind...

[Tax-chick]

Pour yourself a drink and tell us a muslim (lower case on purpose) joke!

I've done the first part, but I'm humor-impaired.

Fwiw, I always write "Moslem," because that's what it used to be.

[LonePalm]

You have to watch out for those Muslin Fundamentalists.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[PAR35]

They filmed it in late fall when it was cooler in the desert, but didn’t run it until the summer of 1969.

[spokeshave]

sunni or later shite happens

[Georgia Girl 2]

Q: How do Muslims practice safe sex?
A: They mark the camels that kick.

[tbw2]

Q: What do you get when you win a theological debate with a muslim?

A: Death threats.

[tbw2]

Q. What did one Muslim say to another in a supermarket?

A. Nothing very interesting, they are both completely ordinary members of society who should not be judged based on their ethnic background and skin colour.

And then the building exploded.

[tbw2]

If there was a war in my country because of my religion I would do the only rational thing-
Move to the other side of the world and demand them to adopt to my religion.

[tbw2]

I’ve set up a demolition company and I don’t have to pay my workers. All I do is spray paint ‘Mohammad liked it up the ass’ on the side of the building.

[goodwithagun]

Well somebody must have a pretty fancy stable for all thier high horses. They got your post, and my response to it, pulled! Must be the Republicans still hanging around here.

[Straight Vermonter]

First Muslim mother: You remember my son Abdul? He just became a shaheed (martyr).

Second Muslim mother: These boys, they blow up so fast,