[silent_jonny]

Clark Beckham

Ed Sheeran's "Make It Rain". Never heard this song. But I really like it. Plays a little guitar--not bad. Lot of power in his voice.

Can we fast-forward and just give him the trophy?

Jlo :that was so amazing. So effortless. (complains about his style) There are certain things you can do that will make you a little bit cooler. (says she can see him at the finale--well no kidding. Who else is close?)

Harry : You have an amazing instrument. (quibbles about pace, wanted him to slow it down). Would have made it a thousand times better.

Keith : The guitar did get in your way. At the end you killed it.

[Yaelle]

I’m copying you, Jonny, but I’ve asked every week. Just give Clark the trophy now. Or at least get it engraved now. He’s good. He’s excellent. He’s better than the guest singers and there is no one else as good in the room, except Keith and Harry on good days.

[Yaelle]

Jennifer Lopez, you can’t [expletive deleted] even SING. HOW DARE YOU TELL CLARK HE HAS TO HAVE MORE SWAG???? You’ve got swag galore, right? But you cannot sing. You Lipsync. You use autotune. So shut the [expletive] up. It’s supposed to be a singing contest. If it was all about swag, sanjaya would have won.