Unfortunately, our official snack is Cheetos.
“Unfortunately, our official snack is Cheetos.”
Oh, that is unfortunate. IMHO Cheetos are the perfect snack for Democrats. This is because they’re mostly made up of air and while you might briefly feel good from eating them they’ll eventually make you grievously ill and leave you undernourished.
Surprisingly, Moochelle Obama doesn’t approve of them for school lunches despite these obvious Democrat-friendly qualities.