A-HEM! And old curmudgeonly bachelors. I'm uh...yeah. I'm doing my part to limit the world population, that's what! The UN should be paying me.
Well, hell, at least I ain't payin' alimony... :-(
I have no problems with gay people, in general, as long as they’re not flamers, sexual deviants, or members of the Gaystapo / liberal activist groups.