Screed? Think of it more as a perfectly reasonable, 100% factual disquisition on the evils of onions...a truth I discovered when I first encountered those nauseating supposedly edible objects when I was but 3 or 4 years old, a wise-eyed nursery-school innocent.
I see ,Childhood trauma by Onion.
Then i fully understand your predicament, mine was semolina.
That must be the Pudding accompaniment to the evil entity’s main dish of Onion.
Almost as sad as hearing someone say they had their childhood traumatized by donuts or bacon.