[henkster]

I patterned my life after the teachings of Jethro Bodine.

[Autonomous User]

I patterned my life after the teachings of Jethro Bodine. ....

Me too!
I “grad-ge-ated” the sixth grade. Only took three years.

[rdl6989]

Were you a double naught spy?

[ansel12]

Colonel Blake: Jethro,fortunately we take into consideration the amount of formal education a boy has had, and we grade on the curve, so you are eligible to join.
Jethro Bodine: Hey, that’s swell!
Colonel Blake: However, before I administer the oath, there are a couple of things I’d like to discuss with you.
Jethro Bodine: Yes, sir?
Colonel Blake: Now, let’s take your application, you’re going to be filling out a lot of other forms and I want to give you a tip.
Jethro Bodine: Thank ya!
Colonel Blake: Name, address, date of birth, that’s okay, but Jethro, where it says sex: write ‘male’, not ‘oh, boy!’
Jethro Bodine: [Embarrassed] I’m sorry.

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[Mathews]

He shore wuz a math whiz. Knew his gozintas and take-a-ways real good.

[daler]

So, did you become a brain surgeon, or a fry cook?

[Gay State Conservative]

I patterned my life after the teachings of Jethro Bodine.

So what career path did you decide on...brain surgeon or soda jerk?

[rhoda_penmark]

I still refer to any large, individual portion of food as a “Jethro bowl”.

[AZLiberty]

I patterned my life after the teachings of Jethro Bodine.

I take it you're a brain surgeon who eats his corn flakes out of a mixing bowl.

[jmacusa]

Can you cipher?