Don't laugh your ass off, Dad. That probably all that's left of you.
Your highness...
I just took my two Labs out back and sacrificed them at the temple of Roosteredone.
Their crime?
Letting my grandkids play with them, yes that includes standing on them. (Which the dogs loved.)
The dogs begged for forgiveness, but I was unrelenting. They must pay for their sins...
I pray you appove.......