[NicknamedBob]

"Since I play bass in church, I am always fully clothed."

It's probably easier to get away with doing it naked if you play piano or sing in the choir. At least that's worked for me.

[left that other site]

Will, if you play bass slung low, like Flea from The Red Hot Chili Peppers, it does help camouflage the naughty bits.

I also lead the singing, so i am “up-front”. No hiding in the back like Entwhistle(RIP).