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To: BenLurkin
There are way too many good jokes...

Futurama did probably topped them all with this one:

Fry: Oh, man, this (Smell-O-Scope) is great! Hey, as long as you don't make me smell Uranus.
[He laughs.]
Leela: I don't get it.
Farnsworth: I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all..
Fry: Oh. What's it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum.

24 posted on 12/28/2014 2:05:32 PM PST by justlurking (tagline removed, as demanded by Admin Moderator)
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To: justlurking

Rectum?

Damn near killed ‘im.


47 posted on 12/28/2014 5:32:17 PM PST by Albion Wilde (It is better to offend a human being than to offend God.)
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