[Sirius Lee]

So they have no idea when we started drinking alcohol.

We were genetically designed by space aliens. We learned to drink in order to deal with the grief of them abducting our cows and women all the time. Space jerks is more like it.

[Sirius Lee]

What are you lookin’ at?

[freedomlover]

"We were genetically designed by space aliens. We learned to drink in order to deal with the grief of them abducting our cows and women all the time. Space jerks is more like it. "

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You forgot one other grief.