If every guy had a report filed for every time he guided a woman’s hand this way or that...Why, there wouldn’t be any PO-lice available to be hunting down all these innocent college-bound rap artists!
Wait a minute...
Excellent point Fightin Whitey.
Perhaps we need a ‘gloria allread’ to sit in on every date.
“Yes sir, you may make a pass now.... WAIT STOP... OKAY, GO AGAIN”