Timing is everything. The massage-a-month thing needs to follow the food saver at juuuuuuust the right interval...
In our younger days, I'd muster up my courage at Victoria's Secret for a special gift that would be fun for both of us.
Sadly, it's flannel pajamas and wool socks nowadays.
But the Food Saver got the greatest raves of all. Present opening had to be put on hold while she worked out how to use it.
I will never understand this woman if we live to be 200 years old.