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To: GrandJediMasterYoda

Since all air jordans are not the same size, what made these would-be thieves think the shoes were going to fit?


38 posted on 12/24/2014 1:32:46 PM PST by Fantasywriter (Any attempt to do forensic work using Internet artifacts is fraught with pitfalls. JoeProbono)
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To: Fantasywriter

They were probably going to turn around and sell them on eBay.


39 posted on 12/24/2014 1:33:25 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Fantasywriter

Since all air jordans are not the same size, what made these would-be thieves think the shoes were going to fit?

They’re all too large! Commonly worn with a couple thick socks: one half-way up the ankle, the remaining length layed above the foot, under the tongue. The second sock is rolled into a cylinder and placed in the toe of the shoe.
It’s to give the impression that their penises are as large as they say they are.
That’s truth.
It has been my observation that criminals of all colors do this. There is a correlation with the habit, and criminal depravity. They have very small feet, as a rule. I’m applying for a Federal study grant....and organizing an NGO to study the problem and offer solutions to combat this injustice in life’s unfair lottery.

Taking suggestions......


45 posted on 12/24/2014 2:16:16 PM PST by dasboot
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