War should be waged only by people from age of birth until 5 years old.
If you did it my way, the worst casualties would be rug burns, skinned knees, and the occasional red welt.
Of course, you'd have to deal with the whole 'crying soldier' and 'temper tantrum' thing.
On the other hand, the Terrible Twos would take on a whole new perspective.
You’ve been in fine form the last couple days.
Merry Christmas Laz.
I’d like to have the government uniform contract for that all baby military. I’d be constantly filling replacement orders for larger uniforms.
They do bite though.
Yeah, but have you ever taken one of those alphabet wood blocks in the eye? That sh*t ain’t funny!