Why do I think you were voted in high school “Most likely to clear out a party”???
—Well, yes, but that all changed in college. Times change. Geek is chic now, don’t you know.
(Sniveling, bawling) I wuz born too late!! (Sound of inconsolable sobbing...)
Most of today's geeks are poseurs. They think just because they laugh at Sheldon's jokes on "The Big Bang Theory", and carry around smartphones, they are part of the geek culture.
Proving the irresolvability of the most persistent duality of life, namely, What do women really want?