Mama Bear and Pappa Bear are getting a divorce.
At the court hearing, the judge asks Baby Bear:
Do you want to live with Mama Bear?
Baby Bear says: Oh no! Mama Bear beats me all the time!
The judge then asks: Do you want to live with Pappa Bear?
Baby Bear says: Oh no! He beats me even more!
The judge asks: Well, who do you want to live with?
Baby Bear says: I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they don’t beat anyone!