[DannyTN]

"It has no soul; it can never be “alive”."

Unless...

• You have the Frankenstein soul transferance machine.
• You capture a Succubus and get her to work for you.
• You challenge Death to a game and win.
• You have a doll named Chucky or a car named Christine.
• You're a Hoodoo/Voodoo master.
• You have Valdemort's wand.

All of the above come with some seriously bad juju.

All of the above come with bad juju.

[Boogieman]

You forgot one:

* If wish upon a star and the blue fairy comes and sprinkles some pixie dust on it (but still it will have to prove that it can be a good boy before it can really be alive)