MH370 conspiracy theories: So, what happened to the missing plane?

The Week ^ | Dec. 4, 2014

[Marcella]

“It’ll probably show up in about 3 years in a terror attack like the Texas guy’s truck (plumber)....”

I heard the Texas guy on Dallas TV last night. He was dumbfounded how his truck got there. He traded it in at a dealership in Dallas. Dealership said the truck was likely sold several times after that.

[Old Sarge]

UNIFIED CONSPIRACY THEORY:

In 1908, an alien spacecraft exploded at Tunguska, Russia;

The Roswell alien spacecraft was a rescue mission for the Tunguska crash, but it fell through a wormhole and crashed in the New Mexico desert 39 years later;

A piece of alien technology from the Roswell crash was discovered by a teenager named Elvis Presley;

Presley turned it over to the Nazi scientists of Operation Paperclip (Presley was placed in a government relocation program in Memphis, TN, where he promptly blew cover);

The Nazi scientists reverse-engineered the alien technology and developed the Internet, GMO's, and chemtrail technology, which in turn sucks our precious bodily fluids from the atmosphere and provides power for the HAARP array;

The HAARP array destroyed the Twin Towers and the Pentagon on the order of George W. Bush, who personally detonated them from his secret Skull and Bones man-cave beneath the campus of UT-Austin.

There, it all makes sense, Mulder and Scully were right, The Truth Is Out There, man!

[hattend]

BFLR

[mdmathis6]

I’ll take a bit of what you’ve been smoking....”man”!(LOL)