That’s Andy...Damn you Andy.
I phoned my wife earlier.....
“I’m just heading off from work, do you want me to pick up burgers and fries on my way home?”
It was met with a stony silence. I think she still regrets letting me name the twins.
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Women...nature’s version of a Rubik cube.
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The extraordinary work of the NYPD
. . . always takes my breath away.
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I’m going to start publishing a men’s magazine similar to Penthouse, it will be called My House.
The centerfold will be exactly the same every month except her butt gets bigger.
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I have a bumper sticker that says, “honk if you think I’m sexy”...
I just sit at green lights until I feel good about myself.
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