LOL. You haven't lived until you've had a connection in Dallas and had to change terminals when the tram is shut down. I saw airport employees taking cash for rides on golf carts while handicap people searched for wheelchairs. A rental car shuttle driver was taking cash for rides to other terminals. There were old ladies RUNNING in the airport trying to drag carry-ons. I saw a dad carrying his kid like a football because he couldn't keep up. To add to the chaos, the airport was trying to comensate by "re-organizing the gate assignements". Gate changes were being announced over PA systems and they didn't match the changes on the screens.
After finally realizing the futility of the situation, I found myself laughing at the total dissaster that was my travel day. I imagined somewhere in a security office, with wall to wall monitors, they were playing circus music and in hysterical laughing fits while watching ants panic as their mound was kicked over.
Still would take Dallas over Atlanta just for the layout. For the most part, you’re not far from a tram or another concourse.