That's ok dear.
The most important thing to remember is that you've got to accept that the janitor "felt female" that day.
Privacy and perverts take precedence now, sweetheart.
But he's a gross old man, and kept touching me!
Honey, there are people out there, called "conservatives" that want to deny the janitor his God-given rights.
Sit back and take it.
Mom, I don't like that guy, he's the creepiest person!
Have a talk with your mom's longtime companion, she'll set you on the right-thinking path.
Gary, Julia said you raped her in the girl’s locker room.
I was feeling feminine that day so it was a Lesbian rape.
Gary, there is no such thing as Lesbian rape. I’ll file a Hate complaint against Julia.