My kids shame me? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! All I have to do is tell them I’ll be the “cool dad”, and promise to hang out with them.
How about like what Uncle Buck threatened? Wear your bathrobe and slippers and escort your child to their first class.
“All I have to do is tell them Ill be the cool dad, and promise to hang out with them.”
Your children must live in terror :)