Self-ordained or what we call “jack-leg preachers” - the religious equivalent of a “shade-tree mechanic”. Got their theology degree in a cereal box. I was going to say Crackerjacks, but guess these guys wouldn’t go there . . . >-<
When I was a youth, I was ordained once at a hot tub party by a guy who just pulled out a card, typed it up, and laminated it. Of course, I never tried to pass myself off as a real minister, but it is fun to pull the card out once in a while just to mess with people :)