LOL, that was my first thought too. I do wonder, however, how does he plan to consumate the marriage without them?
The best man’s job is to remove the splinters.
LOL, that was my first thought too. I do wonder, however, how does he plan to consumate the marriage without them?
Maybe the tree has a suitable hollow. He should check it for squirrels first, however. There may be a squirrel's nuts in it, too!
DANG!