His lovel maple is cherry no more. I just hope she doesn’t turn out to be a birch but stays his sweet gum. Otherwise he may just be a huckleberry.
By the way I hear she’s got a nice Chestnut and a great Ash.
Wait for him to find out she can be a Beech and be CROTCHety sometimes. That will probably become the ROOT of a divorce. She will be the first ash for one.
Who gets custody if she bears any little nuts?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ug8nHaelWtc