[bluejean]

“On the fiff dayz o Kwaanzaa,
mah Mack Daddy bought fo me—
FIVE GOLDEN TOOFS
fo’ ... struttin’ ... ho’s
Three quarts of vodka,
two fifths of gin,
And a Visio plasma TV

Fo’ struttin’ ho’s - made me laugh!

[DCBryan1]

Final draft:

On the tenph day o' Kawanza, mah gummint done gave to me....

Ten mo lil chilluns'

Nine packs a skittles,


Eight big ole "spinnas",

Seven bags o weed,

Six pack uh "fotay's",

FIVE GOLDEN TOOFS!,
Fo’ ... struttin’ ... ho’s,
Three quarts of vodka,

Two stolen "gats",

and a Visio plasma TV!

Merry Crimmus MoFos!