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Strange but true: Seals found sexually assaulting penguins
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| 25 Nov 2014
| Amanda Schupak
Posted on 11/25/2014 4:37:29 PM PST by Theoria
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To: Theoria
We said, 'This is strange. Why is this happening more often now?' Well, duh! It's because of G.W. Bush, of course! What else?!?
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posted on
11/25/2014 4:49:46 PM PST
by
workerbee
(The President of the United States is PUBLIC ENEMY #1)
To: yarddog
After Obama has finished with the military, very little would surprise me.
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posted on
11/25/2014 4:50:23 PM PST
by
Hieronymus
( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G.K. Chesterton))
To: Theoria
I thought this was gonna be about Naval members and Nuns.
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posted on
11/25/2014 4:50:49 PM PST
by
SAMWolf
(Looking for my generations Lexington and Concord.)
To: SAMWolf
Kinda of gives the saying “Don’t ask and don’t tell” new meaning...
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posted on
11/25/2014 4:51:53 PM PST
by
fatez
(Ebola, Obama's solution for shovel ready jobs... Bring out your dead!!!)
To: M Kehoe
Alright, lets be honest here. Who among us hasn’t thought about doing the same?
What?
Is it just me?
Er....nevermind (slinks off sheepishly) (Shhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeppppp.....)
To: M Kehoe
Note that the research was done by the Marine mammal research unit. I guess the research progressed beyond mammals.
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posted on
11/25/2014 4:52:34 PM PST
by
Hieronymus
( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G.K. Chesterton))
To: Joe 6-pack
Thank you for that visual for us video stimulated types...
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posted on
11/25/2014 4:53:03 PM PST
by
fatez
(Ebola, Obama's solution for shovel ready jobs... Bring out your dead!!!)
To: Hieronymus
Too sexy for my (tuxedo) shirt.
To: Theoria
Maybe the thing between Kermit and Ms. Piggy ain’t too weird...
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posted on
11/25/2014 4:55:02 PM PST
by
fatez
(Ebola, Obama's solution for shovel ready jobs... Bring out your dead!!!)
To: Theoria; lurk; vetvetdoug; DanielRedfoot; fatez; ZinGirl; Olog-hai; Lizavetta; going hot; ...
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posted on
11/25/2014 4:55:44 PM PST
by
Rodamala
To: Rodamala
Eeeewwwww!!! You’re sick!!! And funny...
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posted on
11/25/2014 4:56:26 PM PST
by
fatez
(Ebola, Obama's solution for shovel ready jobs... Bring out your dead!!!)
To: Theoria
So a penguin is driving his car in the desert. All of sudden his car breaks down. Luckily, he’s pretty close to gas station. So he waddles behind his car and pushes it to the gas station. He asks the mechanic to take a look and find the problem. Mechanic tells him to come back in 30 minutes. So the penguin is getting hot being in the desert and all, and decides to find something to cool him off. He goes in the convenience store and buys some vanilla ice cream. He eats the ice cream and makes a big mess on his face. Finally he goes back to the mechanic to find out the problem. Mechanic says,” Looks like you blew a seal.” To which the penguin replies, “No, no. It’s just a little ice cream.”
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posted on
11/25/2014 4:57:14 PM PST
by
al baby
(Hi MomÂ…)
To: Theoria
Penguins forced to form Neighborhood Watch:
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posted on
11/25/2014 4:57:22 PM PST
by
PLMerite
(Why did my tagline disappear? I didn't delete it.)
To: Slings and Arrows; Daffynition
"This is very weird because it's hair and feathers, mammals and birds," he said. Dogs and cats, living together...
...only different.
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posted on
11/25/2014 4:57:39 PM PST
by
Ezekiel
(All who mourn the destruction of America merit the celebration of her rebirth.)
To: Hieronymus
Can you imagine William Haddad getting caught in the middle of the night watching this by his wife....”What the hell are you watching!!! Seal porn???”
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posted on
11/25/2014 4:59:41 PM PST
by
fatez
(Ebola, Obama's solution for shovel ready jobs... Bring out your dead!!!)
To: Theoria
“A fur seal (not the species they were studying) mounted and appeared to mate with a king penguin.”
If they find 1/4 inch thick penguins on the beach it might be a clue that 7,000lb bull elephant seals try it too.
Freegards
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posted on
11/25/2014 4:59:53 PM PST
by
Ransomed
To: Theoria
Well, it is weird. <>p> I had thought that a male mammal generally can't get aroused enough to penetrate and ejaculate unless there is a female in estrus, producing all those "Come to Me, Big Boy" pheromones and smelling of estrogen, slippery fluids and herring.
Aparently I was wrong.
OK, mammal researchers, educate me.
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posted on
11/25/2014 5:01:42 PM PST
by
Mrs. Don-o
(Stone cold sober, as a matter of fact.)
To: M Kehoe
I promise that I won't ping anyone in the Navy to this thread. I already explained the pictures. It was a brief liaison and no one was hurt. If it happened, of course, which it didn't. You have no evidence.
To: Theoria
Inverted transmogrified intersexuals
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posted on
11/25/2014 5:03:17 PM PST
by
seowulf
(Cogito cogito, ergo cogito sum. Cogito.---Ambrose Bierce)
To: Theoria
“This is very weird because it’s hair and feathers, mammals and birds”
Guess they’d never been to a Nancy Pelosi party before.
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posted on
11/25/2014 5:03:24 PM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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