[PROCON]

And NO, I'm not volunteering!

[Revel]

IBTZ

[null and void]

Alaska Wolf. Zotted TWICE, on the same thread!

[rockinqsranch]

This ought to be fun. Chuckle!

[Salamander]

I selflessly offer myself as ZOT fodder.

[lefty-lie-spy]

There are some classic ZOT collections maintained by some, but I couldn’t tell how to find them. Maybe a Good Samaritan will help us.

[Paladin2]

U thinkin’ ‘bout an Opus?

[yarddog]

What ever happened to A+Bert?

[Jet Jaguar]

JJfate.

[Rebelbase]

Back in they day forums were the place to troll. Now social media is the modern troll habitat.

[Flycatcher]

Can everyone please refrain from posting till the conclusion of the Cowboys vs Giants game?

It's getting interesting...

[Rodamala]

Ralph, did you just say spork-weasel?

[Billthedrill]

Well, there was THIS ONE, wherein one Christopher C. Communist met his fiery demise. Nice nick, BTW. I wuz gonna explain to him that the last actual conservative FReeper died in 2003 and that all that's left is us Communist agitators and police agents, but he rode the lightning first. Daggonnit.

[Jet Jaguar]

Danny (I am a conservative, really) you will respect me in the morning.

[yarddog]

I remember Sneaky Pete wrote an opus and said he was gone permanently. He has been true to his word but I wish he had stayed.

I did not blame him at the time but just after he left FR changed sharply for the better.

[Jet Jaguar]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/1163131/posts

why do you guys keep banning me? (Zot! Because we can) (Juwish modz totally rewl!)
self

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-backroom/1306051/posts

I’m so stupid, I signed up and got the Zot.

Posted on December 21, 2004 at 11:25:42 AM AKST by hk409

[ctdonath2]

robert paulsen worked long and hard to piss off the RKBA crowd here, and eventually got vaporized. Came right back under another name also reminiscent of a hideously pathetic major movie character and didn’t last long. A memorably bad character on FR.

[FlyingEagle]

The ZotLust is strong tonight
Must be the moon phase

[kaehurowing]

Those were the good old days. Now you have dictators in Washington who can simply override and ignore the ZOT9000 with their “Executive Actions” (TM).

[mountn man]

Anyone remember Quix?

[Chode]

Poohbah was always fun...

ZOT! I Just saw Fahrenheit 911!
me | me

Posted on Friday, June 25, 2004 6:37:41 PM by highly skilled professional

252239ZJUN2004

FM FREERAD CHEYENNE MTN AFS CO
TO ALZOT

T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN

BT

SUBJ/FREERAD CYBERSPACE ALERT//
RMKS/1. MULTIPLE LAUNCHES DETECTED FROM DEMOCRAT UNDERGROUND, TARGETED ON FREE REPUBLIC.
2. CONFIDENCE IS HIGH RPT CONFIDENCE IS HIGH. FREERAD IS DECLARING A CYBERSPACE DEFENSE EMERGENCY AND ORDERING A FULL PACKET STOP.
3. RECOMMEND SETTING ZOTCON ONE AND EVACUATING JIMROB ABOARD FREE REPUBLIC EMERGENCY AIRBORNE COMMAND POST.
4. COMSTRAT RECOMMENDS IMPLEMENTING CYBERZOT PLAN TWO ONE ZEBRA CODENAME "GRAND TOUR," TIMING OPTION ONE. COMMAND WORD: COTTONMOUTH. DESIGNATOR: JERICHO. DAY WORD: TRINITY.
5. VALHALLA I AM COMING!
6. THE MATADOR! THE MATADOR!//

BT



NNNN

10 posted on Friday, June 25, 2004 6:39:50 PM by Poohbah ("Mister Gorbachev, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!" -- President Ronald Reagan, Berlin, 1987)