I have this on DVD, one of my all time favorites.
“There better be a stick of dynamite on page 12!”
“Never trust a pretty girl, or a lonely midget.”
“If you had six apple and your neighbor took three of them, what would you have?”
“A dead neighbor and all my apples.”
“Look, boss! Midgets!”
“Aim for their little hearts.”
I might look for the DVD myself.