LOL. Thanks. You wouldn't believe some of the things I've seen in child custody battles where the child has a Social Security check attached to him or her. Completely bogus allegations of child sexual abuse bandied about like it's nothing. It's hard to get one's mind around what many people are willing to do even for a few hundred extra bucks per month. It's really sick.
And the thing that really irks me is that the DA can never be bothered with the daily perjury taking place, especially in family court. It goes completely unpunished. Amazing.